Cleanliness

Roaches. It's said they're going to inherit the earth. Why not
start with your apartment. Hey, once you get past the myth that they
are unsanitary, they become friends. I've named mine. There's Liz
and Peter, Michelle and Allen and many many more. I have grown to
love them all, but one by one they've all left for health reasons.
  The nuts and bolts of bachelorhood is creativity. When you run out
of dishes, pots, pans, and utensils, you can either wash them, or
improvise. Improvisation is a bachelor art. It's straining spaghetti
with a tennis racket. It's a lighting scheme made up of one light bulb
and a sock.

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