The Stereotype

I live in a one-room bachelor -- that's a room with a kitchen. At
least I think I still have a kitchen. I don't go in there much any
more. Last month I was in there but something in the sink told me to
leave. The carpet is a burnt orange. It was a bright orange until the
fire. I'm currently installing new carpeting made up mostly of my
unwashed laundry strewn about thoughtlessly.

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