What "Dirty" Really Means

That knife encrusted with Entamines Fat Free cake isn't dirty. The
magazine next to your toilet is. The shirt you wore three times in a
month isn't dirty. Why? No stains. If it smells, put a sweatshirt over
it. Simple.
  Do I clean my toilet? No, that's where I shit. If I ate there, I'd
understand the urgency. It's only time to clean the bathroom if you'd
prefer to go to the Mobil station on the corner. I have moved, rather
than clean my place. Don't clean, there'll be plenty of time for that
when you're married.

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